Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Eat ice by itself

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Play Minecraft

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.