Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

get really confused

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Poop naked.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.