- Things You Think Only You Do

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

being super bored at shool

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.