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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.