Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I eat ass

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.