always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I eat ass

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.