Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Watch the same movies over and over

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.