- Things You Think Only You Do

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I refuse to forward chain letters

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.