When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

sneeze without closing my eyes

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.