Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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get really confused

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.