Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Talk to my cat.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.