- Things You Think Only You Do

being super bored at shool

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.