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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.