Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Set Fire to the Rain

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.