- Things You Think Only You Do

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.