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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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speak proper english
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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