Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

I can't trill my R's

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I eat ass

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.