- Things You Think Only You Do

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

sneeze without closing my eyes

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have never watched Star Wars.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.