- Things You Think Only You Do

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

sneeze without closing my eyes

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have never watched Star Wars.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.