When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I can't trill my R's

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I eat ass

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.