- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I can't trill my R's

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

I eat ass

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.