Set Fire to the Rain

being super bored at shool

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.