- Things You Think Only You Do

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

being super bored at shool

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.