When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I can't trill my R's

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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being super bored at shool

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Eat ice by itself

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.