When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.