Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

I can't trill my R's

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

being super bored at shool

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.