Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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being super bored at shool

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.