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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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I eat ass
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.