- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

sneeze without closing my eyes

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.