I refuse to forward chain letters

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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being super bored at shool

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I eat ass

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.