When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Your mom

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.