creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.