When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Play Minecraft

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.