Talk to my cat.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

sneeze without closing my eyes

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.