Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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check shower for murder then pee

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Made after doomsday plans

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.