I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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being super bored at shool

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I eat ass

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.