Set Fire to the Rain

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.