When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

being super bored at shool

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.