draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

sneeze without closing my eyes

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.