Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Eat ice by itself

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

I can't trill my R's

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

I eat ass

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

being super bored at shool

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.