Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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being super bored at shool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.