When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I eat ass

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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being super bored at shool

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.