I apologize, when i bump against things.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.