While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.