I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I can't trill my R's

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.