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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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I can't trill my R's
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.