Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Watch the same movies over and over

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.