Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Play Minecraft

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.