When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Play Minecraft

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.