I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Poop naked.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.