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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.