- Things You Think Only You Do

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.