When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Talk to my cat.

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I always think I have special powers

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.