- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.