I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.