I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.