Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I can't trill my R's

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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being super bored at shool

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.