Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.