When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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get really confused

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.