- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.