when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I can't trill my R's

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I eat ass

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.