When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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being super bored at shool

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.