DIY LOL
Anti-Pickup Line
Meanwhile In
Shit Brix
Spare Some LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
Next ›
Last »
Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
chewing icecream before you swallow it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
Avoid as many television commercials as I can
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
i would air drum even if theres no music playing
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
being super bored at shool
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
Set Fire to the Rain
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
always check thde back seat before starting the car
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
« First
‹ Prev
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.