When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.