On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I eat ass

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.