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sneeze without closing my eyes

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Watch the same movies over and over

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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