Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

bounce when your tip toeing.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have never watched Star Wars.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.