- Things You Think Only You Do

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Poop naked.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.