I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.