Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Talk to my cat.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.