Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I can't trill my R's

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.