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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Eat ice by itself
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Play Minecraft
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.