- Things You Think Only You Do

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

sneeze without closing my eyes

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have never watched Star Wars.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.