When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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being super bored at shool

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.