- Things You Think Only You Do

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Eat ice by itself

I can't trill my R's

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

being super bored at shool

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.