I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I can't trill my R's

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Set Fire to the Rain

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.