Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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being super bored at shool

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.