I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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being super bored at shool

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.