Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

sneeze without closing my eyes

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.