When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.