- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

wonder who wrote these things

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

chew on the side of my teeth

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.