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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.