After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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k. everyone

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.