in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.