- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.