I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.