when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pee in the shower

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I pee in the shower. :3

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.