- Things You Think Only You Do

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Courtesy flush.

It's hot but I still have on covers

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Picking my nose.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.