When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

chew on the side of my teeth

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

laziness .... its all in the mind

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.