Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.