When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Pee in the shower

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.