im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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get really confused

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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KICK THE CAN

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.