- Things You Think Only You Do

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Eat ice by itself

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.