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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Watch the same movies over and over

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.