When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.