you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.