- Things You Think Only You Do

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

being super bored at shool

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.