I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.