when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.