i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.