I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.