Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.