When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Pee in the shower

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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being super bored at shool

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.