you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.