When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

thumb_up thumb_down -53

always check thde back seat before starting the car

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

thumb_up thumb_down -61

chew on the side of my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -63

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

thumb_up thumb_down -75

laziness .... its all in the mind

thumb_up thumb_down -77

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

thumb_up thumb_down -103

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.