When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Sitting next to a banana called James

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

wonder who wrote these things

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

laziness .... its all in the mind

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.