When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Eat ice by itself

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.