get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.