Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Pee in the shower

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.