I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pee in the shower

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.