Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Watch the same movies over and over

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.