resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.