- Things You Think Only You Do

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Watch the same movies over and over

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.