I can't trill my R's

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I eat ass

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Play Minecraft

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.