Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I mean Diana Ross.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.