I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.