I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.