Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.