put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Having gay sex

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.