I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.