Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Having gay sex

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.