Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

humiliating little girls

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.