when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.