Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.