Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Having gay sex

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I push the door open with my stomach

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I never feel bored

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.