I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Having gay sex

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.