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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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listen to madonnas new album

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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humiliating little girls

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.