Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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listen to madonnas new album

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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k. everyone

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My parents are annoying.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.