Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.