When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.