When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

listen to madonnas new album

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.