Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.