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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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listen to madonnas new album
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.