eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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humiliating little girls

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.