When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

thumb_up thumb_down -21

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

thumb_up thumb_down -39

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -43

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.