My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I have seen a UFO

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.