I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.