I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I pee in the shower. :3

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

humiliating little girls

Play as both sides on fifa

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.