When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.