when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.