Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Picking my nose.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.