Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.