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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Play as both sides on fifa

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.