Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.