- Things You Think Only You Do

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Play as both sides on fifa

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.