Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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check shower for murder then pee

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.