Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Look at my poop before flushing

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

check shower for murder then pee

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.