listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.