I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Think about breathing...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.