put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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My parents are annoying.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.