When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.