When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.