Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I meow when my cat meows.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I pee in the shower. :3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.