When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Pretend animals talk to you!

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I pee in the shower. :3

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Look at my poop before flushing

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.