Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.