i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.