When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I pee in the shower. :3

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.