- Things You Think Only You Do

Play as both sides on fifa

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I think about other women when having sex

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.