When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I never feel bored

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.