- Things You Think Only You Do

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I hate being called "buddy".

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.