my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Only use the left earphone.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.