When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.