Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.