I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.