Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.