I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I hate being called "buddy".

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.