my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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check shower for murder then pee

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.