spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.