When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.