When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.