If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Picking my nose.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.