- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.