Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I hate being called "buddy".

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.