Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.