I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.