- Things You Think Only You Do

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.