When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.