- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Having gay sex

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.