When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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k. everyone

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.