Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.