When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I pee in the shower. :3

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.