check shower for murder then pee

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.