I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Having gay sex

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.