- Things You Think Only You Do

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

look at bins as i walk past them

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

k. everyone

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.