wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

I always think I have special powers

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.