Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.