Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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humiliating little girls

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.