Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.