when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.