I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.