Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Pee in the shower

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Play as both sides on fifa

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.