Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.