When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.