Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I hate being called "buddy".

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.