When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.