Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Pee in the shower

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.