Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Ur mum

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.