I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.