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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.