judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.