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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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I push the door open with my stomach
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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I pee in the shower. :3
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.