- Things You Think Only You Do

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

k. everyone

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.