When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.