When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

My parents are annoying.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.