Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I piss in the bed every night

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.