Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Poo really loud

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.