Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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k. everyone

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My parents are annoying.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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listen to madonnas new album

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.