I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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humiliating little girls

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.