If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

look at bins as i walk past them

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I think about other women when having sex

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

listen to madonnas new album

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.