Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.