Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.