When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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humiliating little girls

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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k. everyone

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.