When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.