I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I never feel bored

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.