I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.