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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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I never feel bored
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.