I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Take off the ends of the banana (

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

I piss in the bed every night

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.