Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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k. everyone

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.