I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I never feel bored

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.