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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Having gay sex
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I push the door open with my stomach
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I never feel bored
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.