Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.