- Things You Think Only You Do

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.