I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.