on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.