Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.