Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Pee in the shower

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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blink

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.