I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.