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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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blink
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.