Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.