When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I think about other women when having sex

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Play with my own boobs for no reason

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.