I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

thumb_up thumb_down

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

thumb_up thumb_down

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

thumb_up thumb_down -2

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Justin Beiber is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.