I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.