pee when you are dreaming haha lol

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I think about other women when having sex

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Look at my poo before I flush it.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Play with my own boobs for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down -46

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

thumb_up thumb_down -86

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.