When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.