Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.