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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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blink
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.