I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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blink

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.