look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Boinked my neighbor

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.