I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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humiliating little girls

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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k. everyone

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.