Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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blink

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.