try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.