- Things You Think Only You Do

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Videotape my mother in the shower.

blink

Look at my poo before I flush it.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.