- Things You Think Only You Do

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Look at my poo before I flush it.

blink

test how many stares you can scale in one step

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.