as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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k. everyone

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.