At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.