I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.