Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Do somthing only you do

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Tear up when I poop

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.