My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Play Minecraft

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I have seen a UFO

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.