on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.