when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.