(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Only use the left earphone.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.