Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Having gay sex

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I read the down voted posts

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.