Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Do somthing only you do

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.