When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -22

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

thumb_up thumb_down -58

make south park refferences every day

thumb_up thumb_down -66

My parents are annoying.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

thumb_up thumb_down -112

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.