Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.