get really confused

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.