- Things You Think Only You Do

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Pretend i'm a sim.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.