I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.