I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.