Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.