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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.