- Things You Think Only You Do

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Eating chicken at KFC.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

blink

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I piss in the bed every night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.