I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Courtesy flush.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I Masturbate Daily.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I gotta get down of Friday

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.