after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

look at bins as i walk past them

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.