Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Mayada stupid

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.