I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Courtesy flush.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.