Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I never feel bored

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

listen to madonnas new album

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.