after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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blink

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.