Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.