Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Be a loner at school

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.