Having gay sex

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I never feel bored

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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blink

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.