Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Mayada stupid

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.