Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.