Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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listen to madonnas new album

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.