- Things You Think Only You Do

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.