When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.