When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Be a loner at school

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.