When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Be a loner at school

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.