when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.