Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.