Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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listen to madonnas new album

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.