Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I don't read the terms of service.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.