Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Having gay sex

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I read the down voted posts

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.