No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Mayada stupid

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.