filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I read the down voted posts

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.