- Things You Think Only You Do

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

blink

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Poo really loud

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.