Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I piss in the bed every night

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Mayada stupid

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Do somthing only you do

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.