1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.