check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.