Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I piss in the bed every night

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Mayada stupid

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Do somthing only you do

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I never feel bored

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.