I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Tear up when I poop

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.