Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I never feel bored

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.