when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I read the down voted posts

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.