sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.