Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.