If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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make south park refferences every day

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.