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Poo really loud

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Do somthing only you do

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.