After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.