trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.