I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Tear up when I poop

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.