when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I read the down voted posts

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.