Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Mayada stupid

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Be a loner at school

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.