Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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blink

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Poo really loud

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.