- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Pee in the shower

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.