- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.