get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.