I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.