Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.