Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.