after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

look at bins as i walk past them

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Boinked my neighbor

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.