- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.