Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I read the down voted posts

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.