When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I piss in the bed every night

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I hit the frig after sex

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I push the door open with my stomach

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.