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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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I piss in the bed every night
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.