Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.