google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Poo really loud

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Picking my nose.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.