Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I read the down voted posts

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.