Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Tear up when I poop

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

blink

I don't read the terms of service.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

test how many stares you can scale in one step

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.