- Things You Think Only You Do

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.