- Things You Think Only You Do

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.