Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Be a loner at school

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.