Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Do somthing only you do

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.