I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.