eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I hit the frig after sex

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.