When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Do somthing only you do

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.