- Things You Think Only You Do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

-10

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

-10

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

-10

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

-10

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

-10

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

-16

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

-18

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

-18

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

-20

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

-24

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

-24

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

-24

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

-24

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

-26

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

-30

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

-32

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

-40

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

-46

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

-48

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

-52

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

-56

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

-56

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Things You Think Only You Do