Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.