I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Mayada stupid

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes I toot.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.