Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Do somthing only you do

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.