sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.