I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I piss in the bed every night

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Do somthing only you do

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.