Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.