- Things You Think Only You Do

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.