Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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look at bins as i walk past them

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.