Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.