Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.