Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.