Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I hit the frig after sex

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Be a loner at school

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.