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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.