I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I read the down voted posts

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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blink

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.