CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Tear up when I poop

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.