You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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blink

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.