Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

look at bins as i walk past them

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.