Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I cant ride a bike

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.