when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Do somthing only you do

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.