I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.