Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -64

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

thumb_up thumb_down -110

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Mayada stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.