I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.