Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.