- Things You Think Only You Do

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.