turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.