Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Ur mum

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.