Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.