Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I was the real Stig...

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

The older I get the more honest I get

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.