- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I don't read the terms of service.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.