realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.