get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I chew my ice cream.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.