when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Take off the ends of the banana (

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.