Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Poo really loud

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.