I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.