- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Eating chicken at KFC.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

listen to madonnas new album

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.