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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.