When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.