Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I piss in the bed every night

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.