eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.