Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.