- Things You Think Only You Do

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.