Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.