I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Poo really loud

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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My parents are annoying.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.