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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.