put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.