Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.