- Things You Think Only You Do

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Feels my beard with my tongue.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.