- Things You Think Only You Do

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.