- Things You Think Only You Do

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Tear up when I poop

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.