- Things You Think Only You Do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.