Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I read the down voted posts

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.