Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.