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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.