Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.