Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.