Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.