touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I piss in the bed every night

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Do somthing only you do

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Tear up when I poop

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.