- Things You Think Only You Do

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I gotta get down of Friday

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I chew around the center of carrots.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.