When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.