When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Videotape my mother in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

thumb_up thumb_down -52

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

thumb_up thumb_down -56

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

thumb_up thumb_down -110

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.