I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

call someone by a siblings name.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I Masturbate Daily.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.