I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I piss in the bed every night

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Mayada stupid

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Be a loner at school

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.