google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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make south park refferences every day

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.