- Things You Think Only You Do

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.