- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.