- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Do somthing only you do

Sleep with pillow between legs

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.