Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I was the real Stig...

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.