Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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blink

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.