- Things You Think Only You Do

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.