start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

make south park refferences every day

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.