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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes I toot.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.