Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.