Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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make south park refferences every day

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I piss in the bed every night

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Mayada stupid

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Be a loner at school

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.