- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Be a loner at school

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I read the down voted posts

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.