see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.