Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I read the down voted posts

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.