- Things You Think Only You Do

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Courtesy flush.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

This song will not come out of my head!

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.