Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.