- Things You Think Only You Do

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.