Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I was the real Stig...

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I piss in the bed every night

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.