moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.