if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Tear up when I poop

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.