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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Picking my nose.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.