Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I read the down voted posts

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.