- Things You Think Only You Do

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Pretend animals talk to you!

speak proper english

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.