sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I cant ride a bike

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.