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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.