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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.