When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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blink

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Picking my nose.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.