I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.