Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.