Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.