Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Make up a song to yourself.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Tear up when I poop

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.