I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I cant ride a bike

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Ur mum

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Poo really loud

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.