i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Be a loner at school

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.