Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Poo really loud

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Courtesy flush.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.