I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.