Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Tear up when I poop

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.