When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I read the down voted posts

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.