Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.