I read the down voted posts

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

I Masturbate Daily.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Things You Think Only You Do

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