When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.