When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.