- Things You Think Only You Do

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Ur mum

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Picking my nose.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.