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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.