(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.