If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Tear up when I poop

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Be a loner at school

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Pretend i'm a sim.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.