accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.