Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.