- Things You Think Only You Do

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.