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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.