I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.