Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes I toot.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.