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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.