turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.