turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.