I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.