- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I Masturbate Daily.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.