Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.