looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Mayada stupid

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Do somthing only you do

Save more than once on your favourite game.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Sleep with pillow between legs

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.