wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.