- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I Masturbate Daily.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.