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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.