I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Tear up when I poop

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.