Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.