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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.