- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.