I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Tear up when I poop

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.