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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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make south park refferences every day
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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I was the real Stig...
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.