Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.