- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Mayada stupid

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Do somthing only you do

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Sleep with pillow between legs

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.