Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.