Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I was the real Stig...

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.