I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Tear up when I poop

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.