Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

I have never watched Star Wars.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.