I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.