moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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only read the short jokes on this website

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.