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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I read the down voted posts
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.