- Things You Think Only You Do

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I read the down voted posts

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.