- Things You Think Only You Do

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Only use the left earphone.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Being fat

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.