After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.