Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.