While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I don't read the terms of service.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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blink

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Poo really loud

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.