Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I chew my ice cream.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.