Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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make south park refferences every day

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.