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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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