Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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make south park refferences every day

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.