Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I read the down voted posts

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.