I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.