OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.