Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I piss in the bed every night

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.