After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Ur mum

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.