- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.