It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Tear up when I poop

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Be a loner at school

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

fall asleep in the shower.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I don't read the terms of service.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.