- Things You Think Only You Do

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I don't read the terms of service.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I cant ride a bike

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Ur mum

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.