Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I mean Diana Ross.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.