- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Only use the left earphone.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Being fat

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Put my hands together the 'other' way

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.