You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.