Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I hit the frig after sex

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.