- Things You Think Only You Do

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.