- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't read the terms of service.

I cant ride a bike

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Ur mum

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

try to give your friends spirit animals

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.