Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.