While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Mayada stupid

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I always think I have special powers

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.