- Things You Think Only You Do

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

make south park refferences every day

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I was not born in the country I am living in now

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I was the real Stig...

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.