- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Tear up when I poop

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.