When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.