It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Tear up when I poop

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Be a loner at school

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.