- Things You Think Only You Do

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

fap

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Picking my nose.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.