- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Poo really loud

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I Masturbate Daily.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.