- Things You Think Only You Do

Poo really loud

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.