When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.