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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Only use the left earphone.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.