- Things You Think Only You Do

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Only use the left earphone.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Being fat

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.