in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Courtesy flush.

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fap

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Picking my nose.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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make south park refferences every day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I was the real Stig...

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.