- Things You Think Only You Do

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Do somthing only you do

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do