- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.