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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.