I scratch and sniff.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Tear up when I poop

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.