- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I was the real Stig...

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.