Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.