Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Put my hands together the 'other' way

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

thumb_up thumb_down -102

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

thumb_up thumb_down -118

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

thumb_up thumb_down +7

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I chew my ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.