- Things You Think Only You Do

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I piss in the bed every night

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.