- Things You Think Only You Do

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.