Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I chew my ice cream.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.