Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.