Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.