Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I cant ride a bike

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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blink

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Ur mum

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.