- Things You Think Only You Do

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.