While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I chew my ice cream.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.