TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.