- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

fall asleep in the shower.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.