Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.