try to give your friends spirit animals

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.