Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.