Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Be a loner at school

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.