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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.