I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Ur mum

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.