When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Ur mum

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.