Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I chew my ice cream.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I mean Diana Ross.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.