While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I chew my ice cream.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I mean Diana Ross.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.