When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I scratch and sniff.

Do somthing only you do

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I mean Diana Ross.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.