- Things You Think Only You Do

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Poo really loud

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.