Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.