- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Only use the left earphone.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.