- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Tear up when I poop

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.