I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.