When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.