- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.