- Things You Think Only You Do

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Courtesy flush.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

make south park refferences every day

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.