- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I cant ride a bike

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

look at bins as i walk past them

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Poo really loud

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.