Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.