I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I cant ride a bike

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Ur mum

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.