Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I cant ride a bike

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Being fat

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.