- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.