- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

+5

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

+5

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

+5

Use my phone to see what time it is

+5

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

+3

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

+1

Save more than once on your favourite game.

-1

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

-1

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

-3

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

-3

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

-5

I mean Diana Ross.

-7

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

-9

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

-11

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

-11

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

-13

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

-15

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

-15

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

-17

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

-17

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

-17

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I chew my ice cream.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I mean Diana Ross.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Things You Think Only You Do