When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.