You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I chew my ice cream.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I hit the frig after sex

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.