- Things You Think Only You Do

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I read the down voted posts

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.