While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.