I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.