- Things You Think Only You Do

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I read the down voted posts

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.