- Things You Think Only You Do

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Poo really loud

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.