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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.