Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.