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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I chew my ice cream.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.