When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.