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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.