Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I read the down voted posts

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.