You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I chew my ice cream.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I hit the frig after sex

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.