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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Go for a 10 mile run.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Stab myself on a daily basis

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I hit the frig after sex

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.