- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I read the down voted posts

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.