- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I mean Diana Ross.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Tear up when I poop

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.