- Things You Think Only You Do

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Poo really loud

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.