Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.