LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.