I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Tear up when I poop

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.