in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Poo really loud

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Courtesy flush.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.