- Things You Think Only You Do

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.