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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.