I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Do somthing only you do

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.