- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Justin Beiber is a woman

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Ur mum

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.