- Things You Think Only You Do

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Tear up when I poop

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.