- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.