- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Being fat

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.