- Things You Think Only You Do

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.