You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Be a loner at school

I used to eat bath bubbles

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.