When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Being fat

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.