When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Courtesy flush.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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fap

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.