Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I scratch and sniff.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.