- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I used to eat bath bubbles

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.