Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.