When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.