- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.