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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.