- Things You Think Only You Do

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Be a loner at school

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Smoking in the shower.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.