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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.