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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.