- Things You Think Only You Do

I have a phobia of incest

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.