- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.