- Things You Think Only You Do

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.