Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Mayada stupid

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.