Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.