When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I used to eat bath bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

thumb_up thumb_down -35

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.