Justin Beiber is a woman

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.