Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I mean Diana Ross.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Be a loner at school

Tear up when I poop

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I read the down voted posts

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.