Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Courtesy flush.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.