shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.