Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I always think I have special powers

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.