- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.