When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.