shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.