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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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-49
When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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-49
Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Think about breathing...
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-53
sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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-79
get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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