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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have a phobia of incest
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.