trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.