- Things You Think Only You Do

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.