- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I used to eat bath bubbles

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.