I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.