- Things You Think Only You Do

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I Masturbate Daily.

Sitting down in the shower

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.