sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.