I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.