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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.