Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Pee in the shower

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.