I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.