Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.