You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Courtesy flush.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I Masturbate Daily.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I gotta get down of Friday

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.