Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I read the down voted posts

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.