Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.