I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.