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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.