Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.