I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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blink

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.