have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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blink

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.