- Things You Think Only You Do

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I hold my breath in elevators

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.