- Things You Think Only You Do

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

test how many stares you can scale in one step

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Being fat

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I rehearse arguments in my head.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.