Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.