fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I don't read the terms of service.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Courtesy flush.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.