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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.