When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.