like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.