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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Only use the left earphone.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.