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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.