when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.