When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.