When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.