Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I piss in the bed every night

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.