if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Courtesy flush.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.