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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.