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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.