- Things You Think Only You Do

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Sitting down in the shower

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.