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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Sitting down in the shower
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.