Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.