When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I read the down voted posts

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.