- Things You Think Only You Do

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I gotta get down of Friday

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.