Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.