Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.