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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Only use the left earphone.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Thinking your life is a movie...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.