see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Sleep with pillow between legs

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.