Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Make up a song to yourself.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I piss in the bed every night

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.