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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.