Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I have a phobia of incest

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.