- Things You Think Only You Do

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

try to give your friends spirit animals

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.