- Things You Think Only You Do

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I hit the frig after sex

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.