eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Picking my nose.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Being fat

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.