Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.