It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Be a loner at school

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.