Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sitting down in the shower

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.