I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I cant ride a bike

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.