- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Tear up when I poop

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I used to eat bath bubbles

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.