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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.