- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

fap

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Courtesy flush.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.