Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.