It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Be a loner at school

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I cant ride a bike

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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only read the short jokes on this website

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.