sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Mayada stupid

I scratch and sniff.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I always think I have special powers

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.