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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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only read the short jokes on this website
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I don't read the terms of service.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.