I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.