Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.