I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.