- Things You Think Only You Do

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Ur mum

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.