- Things You Think Only You Do

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Ur mum

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.