I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I hit the frig after sex

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I chew my ice cream.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Do somthing only you do

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.