- Things You Think Only You Do

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Ur mum

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.