Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.