right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Tear up when I poop

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.