I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.