Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I cant ride a bike

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.