Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.