Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.