have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I mean Diana Ross.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.