- Things You Think Only You Do

Courtesy flush.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.