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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.