Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I hit the frig after sex

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes I toot.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.