while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.