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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I chew my ice cream.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Mayada stupid
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I scratch and sniff.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Do somthing only you do
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.