Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.