Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.