Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I gotta get down of Friday

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.