Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.