- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.