Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Courtesy flush.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Only use the left earphone.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Being fat

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.