When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

fap

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.