- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Ur mum

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.