- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Being fat

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.