- Things You Think Only You Do

I hit the frig after sex

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.