make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Do somthing only you do

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.