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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.