- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.