Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I was the real Stig...

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.