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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.