get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.