when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.