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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I chew my ice cream.
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Mayada stupid
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.