Sometimes I toot.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I cant ride a bike

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.