- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.