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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.