When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Courtesy flush.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Only use the left earphone.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.