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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.