- Things You Think Only You Do

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

-8

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

-10

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

-10

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

-14

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

-14

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

-20

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

-20

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

-24

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

-24

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

-24

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

-26

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

-28

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

-28

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

-30

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

-32

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

-34

I don't read the terms of service.

-34

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

-34

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

-36

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

-36

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

-38

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I don't read the terms of service.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do