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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.