I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Do somthing only you do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.