When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Sometimes I toot.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.