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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Only use the left earphone.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.