- Things You Think Only You Do

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.