- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

i masturbate with my feet

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.