- Things You Think Only You Do

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Courtesy flush.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I gotta get down of Friday

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.