Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.