Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.