I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I chew my ice cream.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.