- Things You Think Only You Do

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.