I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.