dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I scratch and sniff.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.