- Things You Think Only You Do

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.