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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.