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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.