I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.