Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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make south park refferences every day

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.