Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.