Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I Masturbate Daily.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.