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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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I chew my ice cream.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.