A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Do somthing only you do

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.