Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.