Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I hit the frig after sex

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.