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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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fap
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.