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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Courtesy flush.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.