acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Picking my nose.

I Masturbate Daily.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.