You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.