Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.