- Things You Think Only You Do

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sometimes I toot.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I mean Diana Ross.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.