- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Be a loner at school

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.