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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.