- Things You Think Only You Do

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I used to eat bath bubbles

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I cant ride a bike

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.