I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.