- Things You Think Only You Do

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I gotta get down of Friday

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I hit the frig after sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.