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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.