I hit the frig after sex

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.