(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.