Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.