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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.