- Things You Think Only You Do

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I wonder if elections are rigged?

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.