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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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