I chew around the center of carrots.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.