I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.