When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sleep with pillow between legs

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes I toot.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.