Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.