- Things You Think Only You Do

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Ur mum

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I Masturbate Daily.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.