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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.