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I mean Diana Ross.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I toot.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Be a loner at school

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.