- Things You Think Only You Do

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I hold my breath in elevators

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I used to eat bath bubbles

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

the power to regenerate your appendix

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.