I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.