Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.