When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.