when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.