- Things You Think Only You Do

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Be a loner at school

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.