- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.