Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Be a loner at school

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.