- Things You Think Only You Do

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.