- Things You Think Only You Do

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.