- Things You Think Only You Do

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.