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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I was the real Stig...
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.