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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Mayada stupid
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.