Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -11

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.