when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.