i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.