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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.