When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Mayada stupid

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.