When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I scratch and sniff.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Be a loner at school

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.