I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Courtesy flush.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Picking my nose.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.