- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sleep with pillow between legs

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.