Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Only use the left earphone.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.