- Things You Think Only You Do

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Go for a 10 mile run.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.