- Things You Think Only You Do

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.