Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.