Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.