- Things You Think Only You Do

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Courtesy flush.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.