- Things You Think Only You Do

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.