- Things You Think Only You Do

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.