Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Picking my nose.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.