- Things You Think Only You Do

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.