Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.