Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

thumb_up thumb_down -32

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

thumb_up thumb_down -38

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

thumb_up thumb_down -42

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.