When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.