cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.