have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I **** with no hands.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.