- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.