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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.