- Things You Think Only You Do

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.