Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.