Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I have a phobia of incest

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.