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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.