- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Courtesy flush.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.