in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.