- Things You Think Only You Do

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Only use the left earphone.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.