- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.