Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

fall asleep in the shower.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.