When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I think Frozen is an overrated film

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.