I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.