I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Smoking in the shower.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Ur mum

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.