Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.