When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.