Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I Masturbate Daily.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Picking my nose.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.