I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I chew my ice cream.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.