- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.