- Things You Think Only You Do

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I rehearse arguments in my head.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Sitting down in the shower

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.