When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.