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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Courtesy flush.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.