- Things You Think Only You Do

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.