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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Sometimes I toot.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.