get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Picking my nose.

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Being fat

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.