- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Sometimes I toot.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.