Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.