imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.