- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Sitting down in the shower

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I **** with no hands.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.