Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.