that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

thumb_up thumb_down -77

I **** with no hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

thumb_up thumb_down -81

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

I have a phobia of incest

thumb_up thumb_down -121

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

thumb_up thumb_down +18

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

thumb_up thumb_down

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.