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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.