Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.