thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.