Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.