When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.