When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Smoking in the shower.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.