Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.