I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.