Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.