- Things You Think Only You Do

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

try to give your friends spirit animals

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.