I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I hit the frig after sex

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.