When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.