I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Only use the left earphone.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.