When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.