When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.