I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.