- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.