Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.