Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.