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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I **** with no hands.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.