- Things You Think Only You Do

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.