Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Smoking in the shower.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.