Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.