Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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only read the short jokes on this website

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Ur mum

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.