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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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I **** with no hands.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.