Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

try to give your friends spirit animals

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Run faster down hotel corridors.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.