- Things You Think Only You Do

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I cant ride a bike

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.