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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I was the real Stig...
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.