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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Being fat
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.