When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

the power to regenerate your appendix

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.