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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.