Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.