I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.