You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.