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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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I hit the frig after sex
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.