Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.