thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.