Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Being fat

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.