I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.