Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.