when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.