Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.