- Things You Think Only You Do

I scratch and sniff.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sleep with pillow between legs

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Be a loner at school

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.