When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.