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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Courtesy flush.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Sitting down in the shower
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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make south park refferences every day
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.