Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.