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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Ur mum
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Only use the left earphone.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.