When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I cant ride a bike

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.