- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I hold my breath in elevators

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.