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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.