Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.