Be a loner at school

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Justin Beiber is a woman

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.