TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.