Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Courtesy flush.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.