- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Ur mum

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.