- Things You Think Only You Do

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Only use the left earphone.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I rehearse arguments in my head.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.