- Things You Think Only You Do

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Picking my nose.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

i masturbate with my feet

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.