Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.