- Things You Think Only You Do

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I was not born in the country I am living in now

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make up a song to yourself.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.