I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.