- Things You Think Only You Do

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I cant ride a bike

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.