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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.