Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.