- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I chew my ice cream.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.