- Things You Think Only You Do

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.