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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Sitting down in the shower
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.