Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.