When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Try stick to something but fail in the end

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.