When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.