I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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make south park refferences every day

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.