Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I hold my breath in elevators

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.