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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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only read the short jokes on this website
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Ur mum
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.