- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

only read the short jokes on this website

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.