- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.