- Things You Think Only You Do

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Ur mum

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I was not born in the country I am living in now

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.