I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Ur mum

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I Masturbate Daily.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.