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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.