- Things You Think Only You Do

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.