try to give your friends spirit animals

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.