Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.