I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.