Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.