Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.