- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.