- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I toot.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.