Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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fap

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.