Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.