I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Being fat

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.