Sleep with pillow between legs

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I mean Diana Ross.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.