- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

only read the short jokes on this website

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.