- Things You Think Only You Do

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.