- Things You Think Only You Do

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I **** with no hands.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.