i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I **** with no hands.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Make up a song to yourself.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.