i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I **** with no hands.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.