- Things You Think Only You Do

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I gotta get down of Friday

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I have a phobia of incest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.