When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.