- Things You Think Only You Do

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.