Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.