Only use the left earphone.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Being fat

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make up a song to yourself.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.