I talk to inanimate objects daily.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

only read the short jokes on this website

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.