- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I Masturbate Daily.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Picking my nose.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

i masturbate with my feet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.