- Things You Think Only You Do

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.