- Things You Think Only You Do

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

i masturbate with my feet

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.