Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.