- Things You Think Only You Do

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I mean Diana Ross.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.