- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Go for a 10 mile run.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.