- Things You Think Only You Do

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.