Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.