Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Play as both sides on fifa

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.