- Things You Think Only You Do

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.