Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Sitting down in the shower

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.