When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.