Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.