whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I hit the frig after sex

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.