- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.