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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.