Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I hit the frig after sex

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes I toot.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.