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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.