- Things You Think Only You Do

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I cant ride a bike

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.