Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.