wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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fap

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I chew my ice cream.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.