When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.