- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

KICK THE CAN

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.