- Things You Think Only You Do

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

KICK THE CAN

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.