Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.