log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.