I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Fart at home

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.