- Things You Think Only You Do

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.