whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.