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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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-21
Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.