Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.