Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.