Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.