get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.