turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.