Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.