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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.