Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.