When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.