Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.