When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.