after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.