Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.