get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Your mom

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I eat ass

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.