Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.