When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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jack off

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.