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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.