I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.