jack off

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.