While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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jack off

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.