Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.