getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.