Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

jack off

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.