jack off

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.