Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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jack off

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.