when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Take baths

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.