Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.