I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.