log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.