Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.