I want to suck on your penis

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Made after doomsday plans

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.