I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.