try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.