Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.