I'm really picky about how I earn money

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I want to suck on your penis

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Made after doomsday plans

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.