Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.