Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take baths

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.