I want to suck on your penis

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Made after doomsday plans

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.