I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Fart at home

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.