imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.