When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.