right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

being super bored at school

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

sit in the shower

When out I like to "people watch."

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

laziness .... its all in the mind

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.