I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.